Escape to the countryside

Day 51
Shanghai, China

Zhujiajiao is a historical fishing town about an hour’s drive from Shanghai. This morning, we headed there to see the 600-year-old buildings from the Ming and Qing dynasty, as well as the surviving stone bridges, gardens and temples.

We really lucked out with the weather. Today was actually the first day of sunshine that we’ve had in China. Wanting to take advantage of this, we hopped on a water taxi that guided us through town and dropped us off at a Taoist temple that is still used.

The temple’s courtyard had trees that were covered in red cloth, hung for good luck. The monks there asked us to light some incense, offered a written fortune (that was in Chinese) and then asked us for a donation.

After lunch back in Shanghai, we made our way to the city’s landmark Oriental Pearl TV Tower, the tallest tower in Asia and third tallest in the world. One hundred yen brought us to 263rd floor, where buildings and this city of 22 million stretched for as far as the eye could see.

We had our final dinner as the “China Express” trip came to an end. While most of the group leaves tomorrow, I’ve given myself an extra day to relax, do some laundry and prepare for my next tour that starts from Bangkok in 48 hours.

The city of lights

Day 50
Shanghai, China

We were up early this morning for our hour flight aboard Hainan Airlines (no, I’d not heard of them either). It was a pretty uneventful trip, with wheels down in PVG at around 10:30 a.m. After an hour’s bus ride, we arrived at the Piao Ying Hotel, our base in Shanghai for the next three nights.

We had a quick lunch at the hotel before walking to Nanjing Road, the longest pedestrian shopping street in China. It is this country’s answer to Times Square, lined with department stores, cafes, hotels, neon billboards and countless hawkers of bootleg Rolex, Fendi and Gucci gear.

The Shanghai Museum is a vast collection of antiquities, ranging from porcelain and bronze to furniture and costumes. After about 2 hours browsing through its many exhibits, we headed to YuYuan Gardens and Bazaar, located in the old Chinese section of the city. This area really highlights the contrasts of Shanghai: traditional buildings stand in the shadows of imposing skyscrapers that have been constructed nearby.

The bazaar has become something of a tourist trap, which after spotting a Dairy Queen, we were actually quite thankful of. Blizzards in hand, we worked our way to the Bund, probably the most famous location in this city. A stretch along the waterfront, this is the Shanghai of the 1920s, with the impressive architecture and facades of old banks, trading houses, consulates and hotels.

On Saturday and Sunday nights, the entire Bund is illuminated in lights, making for an impressive view, including of the Oriental Pearl TV Tower, one of the sights we’ll be visiting tomorrow. (See my buddy’s Larry’s photos.) Walking around afterwards, we stumbled upon the Bund Brewery, which had some much welcomed ice-cold microbrews and a delicious bacon cheeseburger waiting for me. No complaints here.

Let the warriors protect us

Day 49
Xi’an, China

Last night, several thousand people, fearful of the earthquake aftershocks that were felt in this city as recently as 36 hours ago, gathered in the park outside of our hotel to sleep under the stars. It certainly wasn’t the most comforting sight in the world — especially when viewed from the 14th floor of our high rise. Thankfully, we awoke safely this morning and saw that the campers had been replaced by a mass tai-chi exercise group.

Our bus was waiting downstairs to take us to Bingmayong, the Terracotta Warrior archeological goldmine that is located about 40 km outside of Xi’an. Part of the tomb of Shi Huang Di, the first Emperor of China, and dating back to 210 BC, it was discovered in 1974 by a bunch of rural farmers digging a well. There are said to be around 7,000 relics all together here; today, only about 10% have been excavated, rebuilt and displayed in a cargo hold. The rest remain below ground.

Each warrior is life-size with a unique facial expression, uniform, hairstyle and pose.

And they were placed in the tomb in perfect formation according to military rank.

Walking through the exhibit and reading some poorly translated signs got me thinking about the language barrier here in China. Very, very few people speak English in this country — it’s difficult even with those folks, like hotel clerks, who work in the tourism industry. Whenever we leave our hotel, we have to take a hotel card, or a business card that lists our location in Chinese. If we get lost, we hop in a cab, show the driver our card, smile and hopefully find our way back.

Luckily, we had only to board the bus for our return to Xi’an. Then, Leah, our guide, made arrangements for us to get back-breaking Chinese massages. This was unlike any massage I’ve ever gotten. Imagine a tiny Asian women slapping, squeezing and walking all over you. While not entirely relaxing during, it was surprisingly refreshing after I’d survived it. And now I’m feeling about as loose and limber as ever!

We got dinner in the Muslim quarter and then saw a lighted fountain show that might have malfunctioned before soaking us all. Back at the hotel, there was no mass camp-out on the plaza in anticipation of a potential earthquake (phew).

Our flight to Shanghai departs tomorrow at 9:05 a.m.

Make it a grande!

Day 48
Xi’an, China

The Beijing train station could very well be the busiest in the world. After we arrived there last night, we checked the departure board and saw that our overnight sleeper train to Xi’an at 9:36 p.m. was one of about 100 leaving within the next 90 minutes. The station was swarming with thousands and thousands of Chinese, hustling to tracks, eating noodles, squatting in the waiting lounges and using a variety of methods to lug around their belongings — including a Pee Wee Herman-esque bindle, the first time I’ve ever seen one used!

A couple of weeks ago in Greece with my Dad, we had a very serious urging for some Chinese food. Having traveled now for almost 50 days, I’ve found that no matter what country I’m in, after several days of its cuisine — no matter how good — it’s easy to get sick of it. Back home, we eat a variety of ethnic foods: Mexican on Monday or Tex-Mex on Thursday. We’ll have a Greek salad for lunch or a Turkish kebab for dinner. The point is, each meal is different.

Here in China, as in Morocco, Spain, Croatia, Greece, Turkey and Egypt, every meal is local — which, in its repetitiveness, takes a toll on foreigners like me. It’s the reason we needed sesame chicken in Santorini, and why McDonald’s, seldom visited while I’m in the States, has become something of a homing beacon for me. Last night at the train station, the Golden Arches caught my eye, and it was time for a (really) spicy chicken sandwich and medium fries. Delicious.

After some pushing and shoving with the locals, we boarded our train. In Egypt, the sleeper cars slept two. In Europe, the berths accommodated four. In the same cars, China manages to squeeze in six. It’s unlikely that they considered tourists or Westerners when designing them. Here’s the view from my middle bunk, as well as what the tiny gauntlet of a hallway looked like.

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The ride down was surprisingly smooth, and while the beds were typical Chinese rocks, it was hard not to also sleep like one. We were awoken this morning by the train attendant who abruptly tapped us on the leg before ripping our blankets off. Welcome to Xi’an!

After a shower and some down time at the Hna Hotel, we took an orientation walk through this city of about 8 million, the capital of Shanxi Province, and once China’s trading base for the Silk Road. Our tour — which took us to the still-standing city walls as well as the bell and drum towers — soon had several unexpected followers. You see, the Chinese people of Xi’an have had very limited exposure to Westerners, so when they see us walking down the street with our backpacks, sunglasses, hats and cameras, they often stop what they are doing and stare at us. Some of the more adventurous even come over to the group and listen in (although they don’t speak a word of English).

We next visited the Xi’an Museum and old Muslim quarter, which after some aggressive bargaining, netted me some cool souvenirs, including two ox-bone carvings. The day’s highlight, however, came on our way home, when a familiar green serpent-lady cast a spell and lured me in for a delicious iced vanilla latte and plate of sandwiches — my first in several weeks.

Marc asks Mao about his blog

Day 47
Beijing, China

After eating an omelette made-to-order by a 12-year-old boy and listening to another round of I Want It That Way in the hotel’s café, we made the short walk to Tiananmen Square, the biggest political square in the world. Home to the infamous Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, it’s a vast plaza now surrounded by government buildings, museums and monuments.

We queued up in line to see the body of Chairman Mao, preserved like a wax figurine in a crystal coffin donated by the former Soviet Union. The mausoleum was mobbed with throngs of Chinese, who after paying homage, furiously purchased all sorts of Mao memorabilia in its gift shop. When asked why MarcZawel.com was not accessible from China, Mao had no comment.

Our next stop was the vast complex of the Forbidden City, swarming with tour groups. The 10,000 square meter grounds took 30 minutes to walk from end to end — there was one building used solely to celebrate the emperor’s birthday, as well as another that housed his 3,000 concubines.

We hired a team of rickshaw drivers to take us through Beijing’s hutongs, or narrow alleyways. Even as skyscrapers crowd the landscape, many residents still live in these types of older neighborhoods. Homes here rarely have facilities, so communal toilets are scattered throughout.

The Qing Dynasty built the Summer Palace to escape the Forbidden City. We next visited its gardens and lakes in order to escape Beijing’s noise and pollution. It was the perfect spot to relax away the afternoon.

Our overnight sleeper train to Xi’an departs in about 2 hours.

The great firewall of China

Day 46
Beijing, China

Our G.A.P Adventures “China Express” orientation meeting was only about an hour after my arrival here last night. The group is less of an international crew than on my Intrepid trip in Egypt, although there are a couple of solo folks who should make for some good travel companions.

Not surprisingly, we were up early today. After breakfast at the hotel, Beijing DongJiaoMinXiang (best named accommodation yet) — in a café that continuously plays the harmonious tunes of America’s pop sensation, Backstreet Boys — we loaded into a van to visit the Great Wall of China.

On the drive out of Beijing, a hazy sun attempted to break through the cloud of smog that hangs over the city. We passed countless specialized rural factories (for “Tin Printing,” “Flour” and “Beer Bottle Lid”) before arriving at Mutianyu, a restored section of the wall. The Great Wall, as most everyone knows, was originally built about 2,200 years ago to protect the Empire from northern invaders. It winds through the mountains and is surrounded by lush vegetation.

With uneven steps and a less than flat plane, the Wall makes for an uneven walk.

Surveillance towers that dot the wall provide the perfect vantage point.


We took the “slide” — a terribly touristy but actually quite fun luge — back to the bottom before heading to the Temple of Heaven. This is China’s answer to Palm Beach, a peaceful spot where old folks play cards, meditate and dance with ribbons in the shadow of some very impressive and colorful ancient temples.

Our last stop was an acrobatic show, where the Chinese demonstrated why they consistently take the gold medal in gymnastics.

Back at the hotel, with the state-run English news channel blaring in the background, it was time for my daily website update. Unfortunately, as I’d soon learn, all blogs (WordPress, Blogspot, Moveable Type) are off limits in this country, including MarcZawel.com! My only option was to climb into a rock hard bed and dream of how to defeat the Great Firewall of China — a digital wall that was preventing me from broadcasting my travelogue to the world.

Not a long enough layover

Day 45
Dubai, UAE

Sorry JetBlue and Virgin America — but Emirates has you beat in the airline race.

You might have leather seats and mood lighting, but Dubai’s national fleet has amazing entertainment consoles (free on-demand movies, television, music and real-time front and underbelly cameras), communication access (seat-to-seat calling and Wifi), unparalleled cleanliness (warm towelettes after the safety check), delicious meals (lunch menu: fatoush salad with grilled halloumi cheese, murgh kabob with saffron and a dessert of date mamoul cheesecake) as well as complimentary drinks.

This is all in economy.

My 1,498-mile flight arrived here from Cairo at around 5 p.m. Initial impression of Dubai: wow. Cranes outnumber buildings and everything is under construction — yet the city is spotless. “It all looks brand new,” I remarked to myself on the ride in from the airport. “That’s because it is,” replied my cab driver, sitting behind the wheel of an immaculate, and, likely, brand new Volkswagon.

We passed countless billboards advertising real estate investment opportunities before arriving at the Mall of Emirates, the world’s first “shopping resort.” Said to be the largest mall outside of North America, it also houses Ski Dubai, the 3rd largest indoor ski slope in the world and the first in the Middle East.

It is at this mall that Dubai’s traditional side collides with its modern. Those wearing kandouras are often outnumbered by those wearing khakis; the call to prayer can be heard while shopping for a new polo in Lacoste.

Having been deprived of fresh produce and meat for the last week, it was next time to treat myself in this emerging culinary capital. I’d read about Fire & Ice, a top-rated steak and seafood restaurant with an open-air kitchen in the brand new Raffles super-luxury hotel. Coincidentally, it has an Egyptian theme, but Fire & Ice served up anything but Egyptian cuisine.

It started with a cobb salad with grilled prawns, Serrano ham, poached quail eggs and an avocado puree.

This was followed by an Australian black angus tenderloin, seared to a perfect medium rare and served with a peppercorn sauce and truffled mashed potatoes. With a glass of Spanish rioja, it was bliss.

The food was matched only by extraordinary service. A concierge met me in the hotel lobby to escort me to the restaurant. The maitre’de then asked my name so that the entire staff could call me “Mr. Marc” for the evening. During dinner, an empty plate or glass didn’t sit on the table for more than a couple of seconds.

All of this obviously comes at a price. Dubai is an amazingly expensive place! Dinner and cabs for the evening cost just about what a week’s worth of meals in Egypt did. Still, well worth it. And, with a full belly, it was time to head back to the airport, at around 1 a.m.

DXB operates 24 hours a day, and even in these early morning hours, was buzzing. There was a traffic jam at the departure terminal, all duty-free stores were open, as were the restaurants, coffee shops — even a Coldstone Creamery! It could have been 1 in the afternoon. After a short delay, wheels were up on my Emirates flight at about 3:45 a.m. My eyes were closed about 2 minutes later.

Up, up and away

Day 44
Luxor, Egypt

The phone rang to wake us at 4:15 a.m. and we were loaded into a van about a half hour later for our sunrise hot air balloon ride over this city. Still in the dark, we arrived at the launch point and met our pilot, who, after explaining the crash landing procedure, assured this American not to worry — we would have a safe trip!

As the sun broke across the horizon, we loaded into the basket and with a couple blasts of neck-hair burning gas blasts, were off. The sky soon filled up with dozens of other balloons.

The wind brought us to the Valley of the Kings, a collection of tombs, including that of King Tut, discovered by the British in the early 20th century. Instead of building pyramids here, the Egyptians placed these tombs in the large hills and mountains that dot the Nile’s west bank.

We passed over many rundown homes — often without roofs — which offered an interesting perspective of the many Egyptians still asleep in bed.

On our way down, we narrowly passed by some areas where treasure hunters had previously dug in search of other lost tombs.

After we landed, we went for a walk through the Valley of the Kings and saw the highly decorated and colorful tombs of Ramses IV, Ramses III and Ramses I, and then had a quick lunch before heading over to the Winter Palace, the swankiest place in town, for some pre-departure cocktails on the patio.

The last week of Egypt’s sun, food and constant harassment have been exhausting. But the sights and the people that I’ve met on the Intrepid trip have been pretty amazing. Like Morocco, I’m not sure whether or not I’ll return to this country. But if my memories of Egypt are only of this week, I’ll be more than content.

Our overnight train back to Cairo departs in several hours. My flight to China leaves tomorrow afternoon, with a 9-hour layover in Dubai.

The hottest day of my life

Day 43
Luxor, Egypt

The sun awoke us early this morning and by 6:15 a.m. we could already feel it burning our skin. They anticipated temperatures at 115 degrees fahrenheit today — and that prediction might have been on the conservative side. We had a quick breakfast, gathered our bags and bid farewell to our felucca captains at the pick up point.

Our 3-hour bus ride to Luxor was another white-knuckled police-escorted convoy. We somehow managed to luck out again with a driver who pushed his minivan to absurd speeds but was defensive at the same time. We arrived here at around 11:30 a.m. — all it took was one step off the bus and the dry, stifling air was suffocating. We’re staying at the Little Garden Hotel, a small and clean family-run place. Our room offers a view into the heart of the city. This is Luxor, Egypt.

We had a quick lunch and then headed for the Karnak Temple, the largest in the world. It was built over 400 years as the capital of the New Kingdom. There was an overwhelming number of obelisks, columns and carvings.

Unfortunately, the stone structure was radiating heat and the sun was just too stifling to stick around for long, so we hopped back in the van and grabbed an ice cream at America’s greatest contribution to the world.

We’re having a dinner and belly dancing show at the hotel tonight and then turning in early. It’s been an exhausting day, the food and sun are beginning to take their toll on us, and we start at 4:15 a.m. tomorrow.

Sailing the Nile

Day 42
Aswan, Egypt

With temperatures topping 110 degrees today, it was a relief to board our felucca, Princess Feria, at around 10 a.m. for a sail up the Nile River. Feluccas are traditional Egyptian single deck sailboats that have been used for thousands of years — they have simple rigging systems, huge masts and plenty of space for lounging.

After a couple of hours, we passed underneath one of the few bridges connecting the river’s east and west banks and were then treated to a freshly prepared, and quite delicious, vegetarian lunch on board.

About 30 km up stream, we stopped at a small island and tied the boat for the evening. While local Nubian farmers challenged some western tourists to a football match, we dug a toilet (exciting!), fended off dogs from stealing our sneakers (scary) and broke out the sheesha (relaxing).

Walking around afterwards, we found rubbish absolutely everywhere. The Egyptians consider the Nile River their lifeline, without it, much of this country would simply be desert. This doesn’t stop them, however, from dumping full garbage bins directly into the water — or, sending hundreds of cruise ships up and down the river while diesel fumes and exhaust cloud the skies.

Through all of this though, we were able to witness an absolutely spectacular sunset.

After some dinner, the locals built a couple of campfires and then danced and sang some traditional (and not so traditional) songs. We drank a couple of Stella beers back on the boat and fell asleep under the stars.